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Listen up miscreants and
malefactors. Today we discuss the seven deadly sins as they apply to cycling.
SLOTH
Oh, glorious sloth! You needn't wait for judgment day to suffer from this sin. Most North
Americans are less active and heavier than optimal, increasing the risk of heart disease,
stroke, diabetes, cancer and depression. It makes us less attractive in a bathing suit,
too.
Our lazy travel habits are an important contributor to this growing sloth. Automobiles are
tools of the devil! Exercise can be your Exorcist. Chase Satan away by cycling and walking
rather than driving.
Years ago health experts recommended a strict schedule of aerobic exercise that involved
hard work, high pulse rate and sweat. Their motto was, "No pain, no gain." The message has
changed. We now know that any moderate physical activity provides health benefits. The
optimum is at least 30 minutes of exercise most days of the week, but every bit helps. Even
a few minutes of movement is better than none.
Exercise doesn't need to occur all at once. "Snacktivity" is the term some health advocates
use to describe little bits of exercise, such as a walk during a work break or a short game
of tag with your children. Make it frequent and keep it fun.
If you haven't done it yet this year, here's a holy task: take your bicycle into your
bikeshop for a mechanical checkup and installation of fenders and lights. Use money you
would otherwise spend on your car to purchase winter cycling gear, including rain jacket,
earmuffs and long-fingered gloves.
Now you're ready to leave the devil behind. Oh, doesn't your halo look bright!
GLUTTONY
Good news on this one. Physical activity offsets gluttony. Sweets are not sinful if you
exercise. The calories put pressure on your soles, not your soul. You can feel angelic
stuffing yourself with devil's food cake, as long as you cycle to the bakery - using a long
route.
PRIDE
We may be guilty of this. It's difficult NOT to feel proud of cycling. But don't rub it in.
Just because you feel superior doesn't mean that you should smirk at wayward souls in
automobiles. If you feel smug, keep it too yourself. Perhaps they'll be enlightened by your
inspiring example.
ENVY
Cyclists may envy others who have better bikes, legs, weather or holiday trips. OK, feel
the envy and let it pass. Learn to be content with what you've gotor find a way to get
what you want. Which leads use to the next sin.
AVARICE
Cyclists are seldom guilty of avarice. After all, a high quality bicycle costs a fraction
of the cheapest new car. You can buy a new bike and cycling wardrobe for what motorists pay
just for insurance. As long as you only buy ONE new bike each year, you've probably got
avarice under control.
ANGER
Is this ALWAYS a sin? Surely not with what we put up with: poor road conditions, crowded
trails, inconsiderate drivers, mechanical problems, weather. It tests the patience of Job!
But we can turn this sin into salvation and help create heaven on earth. Channel your anger
into positive action. Next time you see a barrier or danger to cycling don't just get
angry, get on the phone and call your city councilor, public works department or police
department and report it. Get involved in the upcoming election. Support the Greater
Victoria Cycling Coalition (call 480-5155).
LUST
Are cyclists a lusty bunch? Why else do we wear such revealing shorts! We are passionate
(about the open road). Our appetites are copious (especially after a hard ride). We have
cravings (for a good meal, hot shower, and a soft bed).
As a happily married couple with two children we think lust is a good thing, provided it's
for each other. Between work, children, writing, errands, housekeeping, and cycling we
often have insufficient energy left for lust. If only we could commit this sin more often!
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